04.17.03 :: 10:27 am

In what seems to be an overly complex karmic scheme to move me on to bigger and better things, the Gestapo is quitting and going back to Germany.

This either means that they will give me another raise to take over some of her duties, or, more likely: they're going to hire someone crazier to be my boss.

Stay glued to your monitors.

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