09.21.05 :: 9:31 am

This morning, I experienced the Man-With-Pants-Unzipped-And-Cock-Out event.

I pulled out my camera phone, but he realized it and fled the scene.

And I really wanted his peen as my wallpaper. Dammit.

I kept it together mainly because there was a huge dude sitting next to me and I could have made this man aware of the skank peen in front of me and maybe a melee would have ensued.

But yes. Do not fuck with me at 8 in the morning, turd.

You know, my new phone has given me a false sense of security.
I am running about town thinking I'm Mistress CamPhone Crimestopper.

I'm gonna get my ass raped for certain.

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