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12.06.03 :: 11:37 am It totally figures that the week Fresh Direct finally starts delivering to my neighborhood, it shits 35 feet of snow. A girl can't win. Last night, I engaged in pre-marital coitus and this morning I have taken the Lord's name in vain no less than six times. I think that's funnier than saying "I fucked and swore up a storm." Man. We are snowed in to within inches of our lives. At least there's Netflix. |