04.18.03 :: 2:38 pm
This explains my weird moods and my lethargy. And the sallowness in my skin, but hey. Do not make fun, I made an appointment to elevate this mood. It's called Portofino Sun Center. And I will not turn orange, I swear. And I do not want to burst into flames in the Bahamas. Besides, Gisele goes there and she looks smokin, all the time. Insert famous last words about things going wrong here. |