08.18.08 :: 5:57 pm
Oliver is doing this thing where, get this: HE DOESN'T SLEEP, EVER. NOT EVER EVER EVER. Is there some kind of patch I can download to fix the bug in this child? Started looking at apartments and who does Brooklyn think it is, anyway, with the exorbitant housing prices? 3 bedroom? Yeah right! More like 1/2 of one and baby sleep in closet. I have to update my resume yet again, in other riveting news. Although most of what I did at Bigwig's would fall under "babysitting" and "damage control." Productive! Oliver's social security card came in the mail the other day. Did I mention that already? Who cares; I just realized I've added a future retiree to the planet! He's a real person! No backsies! He's here, he screams, get used to it! You know what, though? It's the little things. |