04.07.05 :: 9:25 am

i could probably go into work today, but i'm ditching anyway. it's a lovely day, i'm feeling up for a walk, and stoosh needs her nails trimmed.

I hate it when I get mass emailed by people I had a heavy but brief thing with because it makes me nostalgic for something that wasn't even hat great. you know?

In any event, no, Mr. Taylor, I won't be going to your party, even though it's for a great cause, you altruistic Buddha nature, you.

Anyway.

I was afraid to pee yesterday, but my insides didn't drop into the bowl like I expected, so there's that.

Time now for the morning papers.

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