02.26.02 :: 9:58 am

Had a dream last night that Laurie called me up to tell me she was pregnant.

If this in any way comes true any time soon, I'm attaching a third nipple and getting a fortune-teller booth at the circus.

Watched a program the other night which explained what happened to me on the morning I couldn't get out of bed.

Good to know it's a medical fact and not a sign that I've lost my mind.

Today will be about finding a $300 or less flight out of here for five days because although this city owns me and loves me, I need a break from her co-dependency issues.

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