02.02.03 :: 5:52 pm


I am so retarded I'm actually injured from Tae Bo. I can barely move. I totally broke myself.

And because I'm as smart as I am, I wore heels to a party last night and saw Christ from my painful delerium.

Ruby and I got properly sauced, however, on free booze no less.

Can't beat that with a stick.

I'm going back the the couch. The only position I am comfortable in is supine at the moment.

Oh, and I smell like Icy Hot.

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