07.08.04 :: 1:17 pm


Upon visual inspection of my amusement park (see vagina), my ladyparts doctor said everything looks good.

I will only get a phone call if the test results are not normal, so here's to a lifetime of "no news is good news."

Moo landed safely in L.A. and thankgodfully, too, because imagine how sad? Like, I just found the love of my life and he dies??

Speaking of love of your life, I giddily and gladly wrote "plus 1" next to my name on Em's (formerly Miss Trixi T) wedding invitation.

God, it seems like a million years ago I witnessed her and her boy meeting for the first time.

I love it when things that need to happen happen. Even if it only gives the illusion of order in this convoluted existence.

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