11.05.04 :: 9:12 am

I put on a pair of pants this morning that I haven't been able to squeeze into in months.
That's all well and good but, people?

I've been on a steady diet of Halloween candy since late September and two nights ago, Moo and I put away an entire pint of Haagen Dazs Dessert Special Creme Brulee ice cream.

Fat content, you ask? 58% of your daily allotment.

So either I've discovered something, or I have tapeworm.
Let's hope this trend lasts because I have a severe craving for pumpkin ravioli. Every day.

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