10.25.07 :: 7:43 pm

scene at the supermarket, 6:15pm, under bright fluorescent lights:

(conveyor belt chugs slowly. the following products move along single file:

bag of pretzels ...
... pack of Camel Lights ... 1 box ClearBlue Easy Ovulation Predictor Kit ...
... 1 bottle Jameson whiskey ... 1 box First Response pregnancy test ...)

DUDE NEXT TO ME IN LINE: It's that kind of a night, huh?
ME: My friend, it is precisely that kind of a night.

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