11.19.07 :: 2:49 pm

from the "Really Funny Thing I Read Today" files:

Are you lonely or funny or whipped or retarded or doing research or on a dare or lost or European or wasted or at Frosh Week or just looking to kill jocks?

and

This is what happens when Quebec, Reggae, and Jazz take a shit.

and

When you’re huge your pockets are the size of sleeping bags, so why the fuck do you need a survivalist fanny pack too? What are you, the Bear Grylls of leisure?

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