10.16.03 :: 2:08 pm


Happy birthday, Ma.

Sincerely. Thanks be to Whomever that you were born and that you decided to get pregnant 30 years later. That was pretty chill of you. Thanks that you are alive and well at 60. Thanks for leading a really interesting life and teaching me everything I know about men, wine, jewelry, fine dining, New York, clothing, opera, swearing, and shoes.

And really, most importantly, thanks for not making me feel shitty whenever I shittify my life up real nice and proper.

Big big love.


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