06.07.04 :: 1:58 pm


What a truly mortifying existence I lead.

As if the humiliation and torture of being on an online dating site wasn't enough, I need to be further mocked and punished by getting "matched" with Mr. M and his newly updated profile.

The Gods. They are angry with me. As soon as a Karmic Advisor is located, we will get to the bottom of this.

Because I can no longer live with my fucking heart up in my throat.

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