10.18.02 :: 4:16 pm

so the boy is like "would it bother you if I surprised you with a tattoo?" and at first I thought, how is he going to surprise me with a tattoo, wouldn't I know it's happening to me? And then I was like, well maybe he's getting me a gift certificate?

And he says "I'm thinking of getting another one" and I instantly thought "oh my God, he wants to surprise me with his name on his ass or something DON'T DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!"

but I know he would never be so insane and so I asked him what he's getting and he says "a dinosaur" which is equal parts adorable boycharm and straight up hilarity.

god bless, I say. And I want to watch.

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