04.15.03 :: 1:39 pm

I feel like everyone has taken the day off today because we're at 78 degrees and sunny blue skies.

All I know is that I'm royally fucked if the pain in my gum is a wisdom tooth. The X-rays tomorrow will tell.

I might just let the fucker grow in, if it is, and crowd my teeth. Because welcome to no dental insurance.

Maybe I'll look like Patricia Arquette who's got the sexiest front tooth crowding I've ever seen.

And then maybe I can be in the movies, too, and solve our financial idiocy once and for all.

I can rock a red carpet, I'm pretty sure of it.

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