2001-05-30 :: 3:05 p.m.

Ruby's got an interview tomorrow with a gardening magazine, which we all think is really funny because:

"What do I know about gardening?" Says Ruby. "I know plants need sunlight and water and that's about it."
Fiona replied, "Well, if you get the job, at least we will be able to say that you put the 'whore' in 'horticulture.'"
"Whorenuns represent!"

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