11.29.03 :: 3:14 pm
Tonight, I may possibly enjoy you with a ridiculously, intimidatingly handsome fellow. This is how I approach dating now. Number one, you must startle the everloving crap out of me with your physical appearance. I will worry about your smarts second. And third, we'll see if you've got a sense of humor about you. Now, then. I maybe have a date tonight with a gentleman who has one and three down pat. You're okay in my book if you've got hilarious accidental urination stories. I am realizing that I have to make this dating nonsense like a game. Otherwise, I will surely go bananas. Hello, Saturday night. Hello, life.
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