2001-05-16 :: 1:39 p.m.

Bloody Marys with my ma at lunch and I'm all kinds of giddydrunk.

You wanna package test? Test this package, mofo. Ha.

If only it were the 70's and I could smoke at my desk. Ahhh, what I wouldn't give for a Parliament right the fuck now.

Hey, world! Guess what? I am in luuuuurve. With the silliest male in the universe.

'Cause sometimes, you just get handed that kind of deck. I love a good game of gin rummy.

Mmmm... rum.

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