03.03.03 :: 9:55 am


Playing hooky on a Monday is one of the greater pleasures in life.

Doing nothing but ordering up pay-per-view movies and smoking cigs while supine on the couch...

Of course, the downside to all this is I can't watch movies all day long and the only thing that daytime television has to offer me is talk shows about parents who accidentally maim their children with lawnmowers.

Is it too early to spike my OJ with vodka?


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