11.30.06 :: 11:32 am

i found the perfect perfectest gift for ryan for christmas this year.

a baby.

no, i kid.
i'm getting him a gift certificate to the institute of culinary education where he can take whichever 3 classes he wants, whenever he wants.

5 hours of intensive training per class! pretty badass, huh?

That and a set of japanese fish knives.

He's going to soil himself, I know it. I hope!

When I went to search for "Japanese knives" most of the sites were blocked because here at Diddyland, "Weapons" are not allowed.
THE IRONY.

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