2001-08-07 :: 1:11 p.m.

One more thing...
If I ever, ever, ever become one of those parents who pays money to have her babies photographed professionally, posed "hatching" from gigantic styrofoam eggs, or hanging by clothespins from a clothesline by his/her bib overalls, or superimposed in brandy snifters, I give permission for anyone to brain me with something very large, very heavy....

This moment was inspired by a walk through the mall and seeing a "Baby Photo Contest" wall of pictures.

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