01.28.02 :: 9:10 am

Even when we have practically seizure-inducing arguments about picking me up after work, even when I think "I'm about ten seconds away from throwing this ring back at you, pal," even when I think about the freedom in the singles dating life ... I know I have it good.

Because I know I've found my it.

And there is no way I'd trade it in for a repeat performance of last year's behavior.

Ever.

So I'll cab my ass if I have to. But it will be a cold day in hell before I get behind the wheel of a car.

So, yeah, the nailbiting is back in full effect.

And another Monday morning arrives to my cube farm with the pleasure and comfort of a cold wet towel snap to the ass.

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