10.13.01 :: 9:24 am
And, because they fit snugly in three Big Brown Bags from Bloomingdale's, I'm looking at a bill in the ballpark of, oh, I don't know, $120, $125? That sounds about right. But I have to look fabulous at work, lest the Lauders do a fly-by and I happen to be cheesed out in Express that day. Already, I've said too much. In other financially-strapped news, I waitressed last night and, yeah, well, the base salary for a waiter is $3. An HOUR. Luckily, it's a fancy shmancy joint, and you walk away with $60-$70 in tiips per night, so I guess it balances out. Somehow. I have to wear black pants, a white shirt, a white apron, and a tie. A tie. Yes. Well, whatever. I hear the androgynous look is in. |