01.13.03 :: 12:44 pm

I'm a nincompoop at everything except making good mix cd's.

Also, I need a chaperone. Just in general. Someone who'll make sure I'll get home in one piece from a party. And remind me to stay away from cheese and sausage. And tap me on the shoulder when I'm about to cross the street against the light and forget to look both ways.

Like a mother, but more detached.

I wonder if there are agencies for this sort of thing.

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