09.25.01 :: 9:41 am


Last night, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in years. I recognized her because she looks exactly the same as she did in the fifth grade.

I tried to watch a program about evolution on PBS when I got home, but it was way too boring and I hated the dramatizations of Darwin, so I threw on Gummo instead. Far, far better.

I want a little weird-faced boy to give shampoo horns to while he eats spaghetti in the tub.

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