2001-04-24 :: 4:55 p.m.

Oh my God, Ruby's lost it. She is presently stalking Artist Guy because they've been corresponding for a few days and she just saw a website with him on it and now she's convinced she's in love.

I've created a monster.

I said "Please don't JW on him and leave seven messages and four emails in two hours. He'll run far away."

She said "He is my husband. Why would he run away from me?"

Cleanup, Aisle 5. We've got Ruby Red all over the floor.

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